i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
That’s the cutest thing I ever did see
HOW DID YOU FIND THESE!! I THOUGHT I HAD BURNED THE PICTURES OF MY YOUTH!! I AM NOT CUTE I AM A TERRIFYING, FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!! I AM THE DRAGON DREAD!!
I could totally do this.
this is a load of barnacles
L is for the way you look at me…
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
all of these comments i can’t
Aw its like blogging circa 2012 just slapped me in the face but its kinda cute