sassyuchiha:

i need to study for a test but what’s the point if i’m probably going to end up being a stripper

(via inbox)

egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

(via inbox)

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(via inbox)

zackisontumblr:

you (◕‿◕✿) 
are (◕‿◕✿) 
stressing (◕‿◕✿) 
me (◕‿◕✿) 
out (◕‿◕✿) 

go away (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(via inbox)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate, via inbox)

an-egg:

its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done

(via inbox)

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

(via disintegrati0n-)